WEEK 0: MINGLE

[dormheads]

week zero: mingle

remaining students: forty-two.

Hey, wake up! Before you're late for school!

The first thing you'll receive when you wake up is a notification: Updated Dorm Wars Standings.

🦋 SPRING: 0
☀️ SUMMER: 0
🍁 FALL: 0
❄️ WINTER: 0

Fall has truly swept over the campus, and the colorful leaves will crunch underneath your feet as you walk through the school. In fact, your adventures might bring you to some new locations where construction has concluded. Take a look around!

On every building bulletin board, as well as on your phone, there's a new posting for this week's Dorm Wars tasks. Check out which answer resonates with you the most, and then get those points for your team! Speaking of your team, it seems like Office Hours are open for all Dorm Heads if you'd like to chat with them. Maybe see if there's anything you'd like to redeem a voucher for?

Once again, a now familiar ringtone plays from every student's phone. The screen will automatically open to the Student Directory. Everyone's ID Cards with their wonderfully flattering and fitting pictures are now out there for the world to see. How do you feel about yours?

A few classes in particular have been highlighted with open enrollment and can be joined for the week:

PHYS 760: Theoretical Physics
ENG 400: Does Shakespeare Is Gay?
FILM 198: Analysis of the Greats: Cats
ART 100: Coloring Inside the Lines

Finally, there also appears to be a hay ride attraction for everyone to enjoy. Yes, you can ride the tractor. No, you can't cause property damage. In fact, it seems like as you enjoy your hay ride or tractor joy ride, you may hear the occasional growl of a bear.... And just in case you need a nice cozy place to have all these deep, important conversations, a bonfire is located at the central campus lawn with blankets and wooden logs available for everyone to sit on - plus supplies for s'mores! Yay!

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Comments

[headsplitter]

-- I mean!

...

[ He wrinkles his nose and just... frowns. ]

I dunno? I might've?

[silentscout]

But you don't remember. So you might as well not have gone.

You'll be find in Kindergarten. It's all learning how to read and play nice anyway.

[headsplitter]

[ ...........................!!!!!!! ]

I -- I KNOW HOW TO READ!

[silentscout]

Then you're in kindergarten to learn how to play nice with everyone else.

[headsplitter]

Why do I gotta learn to do that?! I'm playing plenty nice with people!

[ HE BIT HEADS ON THE WEEKEND ]

[silentscout]

They put you in that class because you can't read or you can't play nice. Which is it?

[headsplitter]

Why's it gotta be either of those things! Maybe it's 'cause I've only been Caiman for two years?!

[silentscout]

[I can't believe we have two wholeass 2-year-olds in this game.]

What were you before that?

[headsplitter]

... [ Grambles... ]

I don't remember, lost my memory and everything.

[silentscout]

Maybe being in kindergarten will help you remember.

[headsplitter]

Stop bringin' up the kindergarten thing! What did I ever do to you!

[silentscout]

You're the one who brought it up first.

[headsplitter]

You don't gotta keep bringing it up...

[ Nyeh. ]

[silentscout]

Okay. I won't say it again.

[Just quietly imply it.]

[headsplitter]

[ LALLI SO MEAN. ]

And what grade are you?

[silentscout]

Second.

[No shame whatsoever.]

[headsplitter]

Second grade? [ Hmm? Caiman is realising he doesn't really have a good grasp on what all of this means. ] That's two years of schooling? Hey, I should be in second grade!

[silentscout]

I guess? So why didn't they put you there?

[headsplitter]

I dunno! I guess I could ask later...