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🐻 ([personal profile] dormheads) wrote in [community profile] seasonality2021-06-03 06:04 pm

WEEK 0: MINGLE


week zero: mingle

remaining students: forty-two.



Hey, wake up! Before you're late for school!

The first thing you'll receive when you wake up is a notification: Updated Dorm Wars Standings.

🦋 SPRING: 0
☀️ SUMMER: 0
🍁 FALL: 0
❄️ WINTER: 0


Fall has truly swept over the campus, and the colorful leaves will crunch underneath your feet as you walk through the school. In fact, your adventures might bring you to some new locations where construction has concluded. Take a look around!

On every building bulletin board, as well as on your phone, there's a new posting for this week's Dorm Wars tasks. Check out which answer resonates with you the most, and then get those points for your team! Speaking of your team, it seems like Office Hours are open for all Dorm Heads if you'd like to chat with them. Maybe see if there's anything you'd like to redeem a voucher for?

Once again, a now familiar ringtone plays from every student's phone. The screen will automatically open to the Student Directory. Everyone's ID Cards with their wonderfully flattering and fitting pictures are now out there for the world to see. How do you feel about yours?

A few classes in particular have been highlighted with open enrollment and can be joined for the week:
    PHYS 760: Theoretical Physics
    ENG 400: Does Shakespeare Is Gay?
    FILM 198: Analysis of the Greats: Cats
    ART 100: Coloring Inside the Lines

Finally, there also appears to be a hay ride attraction for everyone to enjoy. Yes, you can ride the tractor. No, you can't cause property damage. In fact, it seems like as you enjoy your hay ride or tractor joy ride, you may hear the occasional growl of a bear.... And just in case you need a nice cozy place to have all these deep, important conversations, a bonfire is located at the central campus lawn with blankets and wooden logs available for everyone to sit on - plus supplies for s'mores! Yay!

alitaba: (12)

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-07 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ brandishes the phone to display the PhD? section ]

I only just got accepted into my second year of high school!
headsplitter: Can dog eat water melon? ([018])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-07 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
High school? Phudd? [ Yeah he said it like that. ] What's that mean?

[ What's a COLLEGE? ]
alitaba: (42)

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-07 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is why you're in kindergarten, caiman ]

High School is your 8th to 10th year of schooling. A P-h-d is when you finish all required 12 years and you decided you wanted to do another ten or so.

It's how you become a Doctor!
headsplitter: How am i sure I'm the real mom of my kid? ([024])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-07 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ew! Spending over a decade in school?! Beats me why anyone would wanna do that.
alitaba: (15)

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-07 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Spite, mostly.

[ and maybe a good case of masochism ]
headsplitter: My bro has not got his first period yet? ([038])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-07 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Who would you be spiting except yourself by going to school for that long?
alitaba: (Default)

lowe go to sleep

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-07 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Haven't you ever dealt with someone going 'you absolutely cannot do that thing, good luck even trying?' Now think of that, but on a waaaay bigger scale and proving to whoever that by going HAHA, I DID IT by pushing yourself to the absolute limit of learning.

You've gotta be really, really strong to make it all the way through without dying midway.

headsplitter: How is babby formed????? ([013])

NO BULLI

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-07 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh... I guess so?

[ Hmm? He rubs his chin with a big ol' hand. ]

Something about that sounds almost... familiar.
alitaba: (04)

RINGS THE SHAME BELL AGGRESSIVELY

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-07 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she blinks at him ]

I guess it also works for a whole bunch of other situations too.
headsplitter: How can I stop thinking? My mind is never blank.? ([027])

NOOO

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-07 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, somethin' about this whole school business... I can't shake it off.

[ But he just grumbles. ]

...But I'm maybe-25 or somethin', putting me in kindergarten is rude!
alitaba: (53)

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-09 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ snickersnorts ]

I guess they thought finger painting and storytime were really necessary!!
headsplitter: Is there any way I can cancel myself? ([072])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
What and what?!

[ STORYTIME?! ]

...I guess if that's all I gotta do to graduate then I'll do it!! [ YEAH! ]
alitaba: © <user name=gorsecloud> (pic#13245186)

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-09 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
You get mandatory nap time too.
headsplitter: Can dog eat water melon? ([018])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I do?! Can I use it as a lunch break instead?
alitaba: (54)

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-09 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ she shrugs. probably??? ]

If you don't mind getting covered with tiny terrors all wanting some.
headsplitter: If I throw garden weed seeds on a lawn will they grow ? ([060])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
T-tiny terrors?! Like what, spiders?!
alitaba: (14)

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-09 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well they certainly climb like them ]

Yeah, exactly! Sticky fingers and all.
headsplitter: Can anime characters be real? ([059])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-10 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh! I don't want that shit anywhere near me!!

[ Help him. ]
alitaba: (pic#13245180)

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-11 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's too late. This is your fate now.

[ she wiggles fingers ]

Sticky baby fingers and never-ending questions until you die.
headsplitter: If I really had the willpower could I lay an egg? ([053])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-12 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Baby fingers?! I thought we were talkin' real spiders!
alitaba: (12)

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-14 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ continues the wiggling ]

They're even worse than real spiders!
headsplitter: Can anime characters be real? ([059])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-14 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
SAY NO MORE! SAY NO MORE RIGHT NOW!
alitaba: (02)

[personal profile] alitaba 2021-06-14 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
BAAAAAABY FINGEEEEERS EVERYWHEEEEEEERE
headsplitter: How big is the specific ocean? ([030])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-14 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SCREAMS AND RUNS AWAY ]