WEEK 0: MINGLE

[dormheads]

week zero: mingle

remaining students: forty-two.

Hey, wake up! Before you're late for school!

The first thing you'll receive when you wake up is a notification: Updated Dorm Wars Standings.

🦋 SPRING: 0
☀️ SUMMER: 0
🍁 FALL: 0
❄️ WINTER: 0

Fall has truly swept over the campus, and the colorful leaves will crunch underneath your feet as you walk through the school. In fact, your adventures might bring you to some new locations where construction has concluded. Take a look around!

On every building bulletin board, as well as on your phone, there's a new posting for this week's Dorm Wars tasks. Check out which answer resonates with you the most, and then get those points for your team! Speaking of your team, it seems like Office Hours are open for all Dorm Heads if you'd like to chat with them. Maybe see if there's anything you'd like to redeem a voucher for?

Once again, a now familiar ringtone plays from every student's phone. The screen will automatically open to the Student Directory. Everyone's ID Cards with their wonderfully flattering and fitting pictures are now out there for the world to see. How do you feel about yours?

A few classes in particular have been highlighted with open enrollment and can be joined for the week:

PHYS 760: Theoretical Physics
ENG 400: Does Shakespeare Is Gay?
FILM 198: Analysis of the Greats: Cats
ART 100: Coloring Inside the Lines

Finally, there also appears to be a hay ride attraction for everyone to enjoy. Yes, you can ride the tractor. No, you can't cause property damage. In fact, it seems like as you enjoy your hay ride or tractor joy ride, you may hear the occasional growl of a bear.... And just in case you need a nice cozy place to have all these deep, important conversations, a bonfire is located at the central campus lawn with blankets and wooden logs available for everyone to sit on - plus supplies for s'mores! Yay!

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Comments

[ercnerd]

[Somehow he's managed to pull the profiles open, and he makes a face at his.]

Hm . . . something about this feels insincere.

[feytality]

[ she's seen it. she's seen the age ]

S-six hundred?!

[ercnerd]

[Oh, no.]

Why is that what you focus on?

[feytality]

B-Because it's crazy! Are you seriously six hundred years old? That's...

[ she's just trying to wrap her head around this, since he looks anime adult age ]

[ercnerd]

[He stops to think, then nods.]

I stopped keeping track after I turned two hundred, but that sounds right.

[feytality]

How are you still alive?

[ she's so rude ]

[ercnerd]

The answer to that is on there, too. I don't age.

[feytality]

So you really are immortal? Like, for real?

[ercnerd]

Why would I lie about that? Anyway, it's not a big deal.

[feytality]

It's a super big deal!

[ she's still trying to wrap her head around it ]

[ercnerd]

It's not. Immortality isn't anything amazing. It just means you don't die.

[feytality]

I'd say that qualifies as amazing, personally... but I'm just a plain ol' mortal.

[ercnerd]

Being mortal doesn't make you plain. There are plenty of boring immortals out there. It's how you live that makes a difference.

[feytality]

[ awww ]

I guess it hasn't gone to your head. [ that much ] But that's pretty wise.. I guess.

[ercnerd]

If you think so, there's no need to dwell . . .

[Swiping down as he speaks, he comes upon Maya's identification card . . . and isn't sure if he wants to talk about any of this, so he switches the phone off.]

Anyway, you shouldn't take these cards too seriously. I don't even know what those subjects are.

[feytality]

Well... it's just.... nothing like that was ever possible where I'm from.. so it's kinda blowing my mind a little.

[ yeah don't look at her profile ]

It mostly looks like bad jokes.. I mean, how much time did they have on their hands to come up with all of this?

[ercnerd]

What I want to know is how they came up with them . . .

[There's too much truth in there for all of it to be fictitious.]

[steelo]

Seems pretty... uh. Perfect. Hey, if you were gonna rewrite it, would you change it?

[ercnerd]

Rewriting it would be too troublesome. I'd just get rid of it altogether.