WEEK 0: MINGLE

[dormheads]

week zero: mingle

remaining students: forty-two.

Hey, wake up! Before you're late for school!

The first thing you'll receive when you wake up is a notification: Updated Dorm Wars Standings.

🦋 SPRING: 0
☀️ SUMMER: 0
🍁 FALL: 0
❄️ WINTER: 0

Fall has truly swept over the campus, and the colorful leaves will crunch underneath your feet as you walk through the school. In fact, your adventures might bring you to some new locations where construction has concluded. Take a look around!

On every building bulletin board, as well as on your phone, there's a new posting for this week's Dorm Wars tasks. Check out which answer resonates with you the most, and then get those points for your team! Speaking of your team, it seems like Office Hours are open for all Dorm Heads if you'd like to chat with them. Maybe see if there's anything you'd like to redeem a voucher for?

Once again, a now familiar ringtone plays from every student's phone. The screen will automatically open to the Student Directory. Everyone's ID Cards with their wonderfully flattering and fitting pictures are now out there for the world to see. How do you feel about yours?

A few classes in particular have been highlighted with open enrollment and can be joined for the week:

PHYS 760: Theoretical Physics
ENG 400: Does Shakespeare Is Gay?
FILM 198: Analysis of the Greats: Cats
ART 100: Coloring Inside the Lines

Finally, there also appears to be a hay ride attraction for everyone to enjoy. Yes, you can ride the tractor. No, you can't cause property damage. In fact, it seems like as you enjoy your hay ride or tractor joy ride, you may hear the occasional growl of a bear.... And just in case you need a nice cozy place to have all these deep, important conversations, a bonfire is located at the central campus lawn with blankets and wooden logs available for everyone to sit on - plus supplies for s'mores! Yay!

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Comments

[feytality]

We'll find out!

[ aka she has no idea and she's not even going to try ]

[goalsides]

Sounds good to me. But do you even know how to drive?

[i'm interpreting the mod text that this is a free-for-all tractor.]

[feytality]

[ yea ]

Nope. But it can't be that hard, can it?

[ do not let her drive ]

[goalsides]

Probably not. The area should be big enough that even if you crash it won't cause that much damage.

[feytality]

So what are we waiting for? Let's do it!

[ they will die ]

[goalsides]

[they will die! he approaches the tractor, glancing at the bale of hay on the bed behind them before staring at the tractor again.]

Ladies first?

[feytality]

[ of fun ]

Don't mind if I do!

[ also presumably this was built for a big adult farmer man so... ]

Wow this is... big.

[ she's having a hard time reaching the pedals ]

[goalsides]

[he follows her up and immediately sees the problem.]

Well it's supposed to carry that whole cart behind it. We could probably manage it if one of us is controlling the pedals and the other person's steering.

[feytality]

Alright, sounds like a plan. [ this is such a chaotic duo ]

I wanna steer.

[ famous last words ]

[goalsides]

[this poor tractor doesn't deserve this.]

My legs are longer than yours. [so he scoots to actually reach the pedals. this is probably better actually so that he can let up before they actually crash.] You ready?

[feytality]

[ or does it ]

Exactly! So put them to good use.

[ soccer shmoccer. this is clearly the most important use of his legs ]

Let's do it!

[goalsides]

[rip to everyone. he will in fact put his foot on the gas just enough to bring the tractor to life. steer, maya!

...can these tractors even go that fast? how do tractors work? it's fine, they will cruise along and drag the hayride with them.]

[feytality]

[ probably not all that fast tbh which is the only thing saving them from certain death ]

[ maya isn't the worst driver but she does swerve a lot suddenly -- she's having a lot of fun, though ]

Wow! Driving is easy!

[goalsides]

[he's slouching in his seat with his hands in his pockets, feet stretching to push the pedals. congrats on your tractor license maya, you're now one step ahead of phoenix.]

You're practically a pro already. [like he knows shit about driving either.] Except for where you're swerving around nothing!