WEEK 0: MINGLE

[dormheads]

week zero: mingle

remaining students: forty-two.

Hey, wake up! Before you're late for school!

The first thing you'll receive when you wake up is a notification: Updated Dorm Wars Standings.

🦋 SPRING: 0
☀️ SUMMER: 0
🍁 FALL: 0
❄️ WINTER: 0

Fall has truly swept over the campus, and the colorful leaves will crunch underneath your feet as you walk through the school. In fact, your adventures might bring you to some new locations where construction has concluded. Take a look around!

On every building bulletin board, as well as on your phone, there's a new posting for this week's Dorm Wars tasks. Check out which answer resonates with you the most, and then get those points for your team! Speaking of your team, it seems like Office Hours are open for all Dorm Heads if you'd like to chat with them. Maybe see if there's anything you'd like to redeem a voucher for?

Once again, a now familiar ringtone plays from every student's phone. The screen will automatically open to the Student Directory. Everyone's ID Cards with their wonderfully flattering and fitting pictures are now out there for the world to see. How do you feel about yours?

A few classes in particular have been highlighted with open enrollment and can be joined for the week:

PHYS 760: Theoretical Physics
ENG 400: Does Shakespeare Is Gay?
FILM 198: Analysis of the Greats: Cats
ART 100: Coloring Inside the Lines

Finally, there also appears to be a hay ride attraction for everyone to enjoy. Yes, you can ride the tractor. No, you can't cause property damage. In fact, it seems like as you enjoy your hay ride or tractor joy ride, you may hear the occasional growl of a bear.... And just in case you need a nice cozy place to have all these deep, important conversations, a bonfire is located at the central campus lawn with blankets and wooden logs available for everyone to sit on - plus supplies for s'mores! Yay!

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Comments

[headsplitter]

Huh! I don't know actually! She goaded me into an eating competition [ you heard it here first folks, a self-proclaimed 25-year old got goaded into a fight with a 10-year old ] but we ended up deciding on eatin' stuff we both hate, 'cause she said it had to be candy and I didn't want candy...

[ercnerd]

Isn't an eating competition supposed to be enjoyable? Eating stuff you both hate is . . .

Anyway, what's your verdict on our dorms?

[headsplitter]

'Cause she wasn't budging on the candy part! So we ended up going the other way!

[ Caiman accidentally stops a child from getting cavities and maybe diabetes. ]

Verdict?

[ercnerd]

Didn't you ask me about food to figure out if we're opposites?

[headsplitter]

Oh yeah!

[ Thanks for the reminder, he needs them. ]

Yeah, if you like sweets and I like ohba gyoza, that sounds pretty opposite!

[ercnerd]

[This is a simple guy, isn't he.]

What is ohba gyoza, anyway?

[headsplitter]

[ Yes. A thousand percent yes. ]

It's gyoza! But with ohba in it!

[ DOY ERCNARD ]

[ercnerd]

. . . I don't know what either of those is.

[headsplitter]

Not again! Seriously, why does nobody seem to know what ohba gyoza is?!

[ SAVAGES??? ]

If I get it into the cafeteria menu, you're gonna try one right?!

[ercnerd]

Sure. Why not? I don't mind trying something new.

[headsplitter]

Alright! Man, Nikaido should totally set up shop here and sell her gyoza. If only I knew where we were.

[ercnerd]

Who's Nikaido?

[headsplitter]

Oh, she's my friend! She runs a restaurant and makes the best ohba gyoza in the world!

[ercnerd]

Can she cross dimensions, too?

[headsplitter]

Uh.

[ WELL. ]

Yyyyyyy... es...? Between Hole and the Sorcerer's World, though... dunno where the hell we are.

[ercnerd]

I haven't heard of those dimensions before . . . It's too bad that she can't just find us.

[headsplitter]

Guess no one here hasn't. Seriously got no idea where the hell we are.

[ercnerd]

Neither have I—and I've been to a lot of different dimensions in my time.

[headsplitter]

A lot of different dimensions? You just world hop around like that?

[ercnerd]

Sure. I was looking for my companions. It took me two years, and I made my rounds in that time.

[headsplitter]

Wow, two years! That's how long I've been around! How'd you get separated?

[ercnerd]

[Hm.]

It's a long story . . . The short of it's that we got caught in a dimensional chasm.

[headsplitter]

That sounds like it sucks. How'd you get there?

[ercnerd]

It'd be too troublesome to go over the details. The point is that it's not a place for anyone.

Anyway, that's how I started visiting different dimensions. I thought you'd be familiar with dimensional travel if your friend is the same . . . Am I wrong?

[headsplitter]

Uh... not sure? There's Hole, and then there's the Sorcerer's World out there, and Magic Users can use their smoke to make doors that open a way between the two worlds. I dunno if they'd be called 'dimensions'? I'm not really sure what a dimension is, actually.